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Let’s be honest — sometimes retail therapy just happens. This heavy canvas tote bag embraces the reality of spontaneous spending with a cheeky embroidered message that’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and a knowing nod).
Built to last, this roomy tote is ideal for grocery runs, book store visits, or beach days. It even features a small interior pouch to keep your smaller essentials — like keys, lip balm, or receipts for all those “accidental” purchases — safe and easy to find. The embroidered text ensures your favourite sarcastic saying won’t wear off, no matter how many shopping trips it goes on.